DAWN OF THE ETERNAL GUMPTION =)

1.  If all Brides are beautiful, where do ugly wives come from?

2. I’m thinking about getting married. I looked up the word "engaged"
in the dictionary. It said, "To do battle with the enemy." Then I
looked up mother-in-law. It said, "See engaged."

3. Dan: "I’m a man of few words."
    Loz: "Yeah, I’m married, too."

4. It’s not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer.

5. I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always.

6. What is the shortest sentence in the English Dictionary, but the longest sentence of your life?
"I do."

7. The future father-in-law asks, "Young man, can you support a family?"
The surprised groom-to-be replies, "Well, no. I was just planning to
support your daughter. The rest of you will have to fend for
yourselves."

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PS

Thanks sa lahat ng bumabati. Yavyush! =)