Architect Guia? Hmmm…

January 9th, 2008 by guia9

FROM TICKLE:


You try to control situations by learning everything there is to know.
You hesitate to take hasty actions and prefer to become an expert
before providing your opinion on matters. When you do become an expert,
however, it is hard for you to listen to novices who try to give their
advice, as well. As a result, you ultimately prefer to work by yourself
so that you can implement your own solution rather than cooperate just
to please others.

Research has shown that people whose personalities are well-suited to
their job environments are happier and more successful. Remember, your
Right Jobs were selected because they are good matches for your career
personality — they would allow you to exercise the qualities mentioned
above. They were not based on the skills you already have, or would
need to perform those jobs. Those are things you can learn along the
way.

That said, here’s a description of the Right Job that is the best
statistical match to your career personality. If you don’t like the
sound of it, you can do a bit more research on the runner-up jobs that
match your personality almost as well.

As an architect, you would plan and design
structures. Most likely, you’d focus on buildings and their immediate
surroundings. In particular, architects plan a building’s layout —
everything from the look of the building itself to where the rooms, the
elevators, the stairs, the doors, and the windows should go. You’d do
all this while taking the engineering demands into account — the
demands necessary to keep the structure stable and safe. Architects
also have to do all this while designing a structure that meets the
wishes of the client.

Architects are often responsible for choosing the building materials
and equipment within a given budget and timeline. That means you’d
oversee every aspect of the project, including supervising workers,
preparing contracts, and representing the clients’ needs to
contractors. Architects typically possess high aptitudes for
mathematics, spatial reasoning, and creativity. They have skills and
interests in both big ideas and small details. Obtaining a four-year
degree and passing the Architectural Registration Examination
(administered by the Board of Architecture) are prerequisites to
becoming an architect. The exam consists of nine parts and takes four
days to complete.

Although the work environment of an architect is the best
fit for your career personality, that is not to say you won’t be happy
in another job. In fact, there are plenty of careers that could use
your personality’s strengths. Architect was the highest statistical
match for your personality characteristics. Look to the right for some
other jobs that scored high and would be a great fit for you.

In addition to discovering what career best fits you, Tickle
has provided some information about how to best fit your career goals
with your lifestyle needs. After all, your career can take on many
forms, and it is important to know what best works for you.

Why These Jobs Fit Within Your Lifestyle
You’re shooting for the moon and won’t stop until you get there. You
enjoy the high life and seek glamour and excitement. You want a
leadership position that has both stability and prestige. Having the
best is important to you, and you always opt for quality over quantity.

You are proud of your accomplishments and want your possessions to
reveal that you’ve done well in life. After all, you are willing to
work hard to advance in your career.

You have impeccable taste and know the trends. Because your status
needs are high, be prepared to work long hours to climb to the top.
This ambition may make it difficult to sustain successful long-term
relationships, but a like-minded partner can become your ally in your
pursuits and enjoy with you the fruits of your labor.

You may have already landed your dream job. Congratulations! But most
people are still waiting to find the best job for their career
personality.

Remember that wherever you are in your career — even if you’re already
in the job you want to keep for the rest of your life, you can’t always
control when or how the nature of your job might change, or how the
goals of your company might evolve. But you can control the kinds of
jobs you look for. That’s why it’s just as important to know your Wrong
Job, as it is to know your Right Job.

To figure out what your Wrong Job is, we inverted the calculations for
your Right Job. That means that the personality dimensions on which you
scored the lowest contributed to our analysis of the Wrong Job for you.

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Wrong Job

       

    Meg, if you want to avoid your wrong Job, don’t be article(’w');an:
      
Electrician

Why shouldn’t you be an electrician?
Remember it’s not all about the skills you have or don’t have. The
Right Job for you is the job that suits your personality best. For true
job satisfaction, your job environment needs to match your personality.
Even if you like the idea of what an electrician does or are good at it yourself, there are still reasons this is the Wrong Job for you.

Beyond the daily tasks of an electrician — testing circuitry,
installing and repairing wiring and electrical fixtures — electricians
need to truly enjoy working with their hands. In fact, they also need
to take pride in seeing the tangible results of their finished work if
they are to enjoy their career at all, since so much of their work
revolves around testing and retesting new or damaged electrical lines.
Many electricians are also on-call and at the mercy of their beepers.
That can make scheduling the rest of your life difficult. These are
just some of the reasons you wouldn’t find life as an electrician very
satisfying — why it’s the Wrong Job for you.

   

Each Day =)

December 31st, 2007 by guia9

Lenh_

 

A new year just beginning,
   Each day a fresh, new start,
   To fulfill your hopes
   And pursue the dreams
   Sustained within your heart.

   Put God in charge;
   He’ll plant the seeds
   Of affection, love and care.
   Like a garden, your life will grow
   With kindness flowering there.

   And as you face the wonder
   Of each day’s mysteries,
   You’ll see God’s hand
   Unfolding, daily, possibilities!

   And as each day comes to a close,
   Dream a dream or two,
   Then with a prayer thank dear God
   For each day given to you.

Poet: Gael Phaneuf
Picture: c/o my Badminton Pal (Len2x)

DOMINO =)

December 23rd, 2007 by guia9

Ni rG. de Leon- :)
(Unang ipinost sa Guia Writer; Para sa mag-asawang M)

Ang mundo ay kuwadrado.
Mga bloke ng domino.
Nakapila. Parang tao.

Church_sa_one_more_chance_15Kaya pag may gagong
Nakipagtalo sa bobo
At nanggulo sa may kanto.
Naadik sa kanyang trono.
Gumawa ng iskandalo.
Gumaya sa pulitiko.
Umayon sa panloloko.
Lumapastangan sa aso
O nang-asar lang ng psycho…

Tiyak, matatarantado
Ang mundong parang domino.
Binuo para gumuho…

On SIMPLE Living =)

July 3rd, 2007 by guia9


There was a one hour interview on CNBC with Warren Buffet, the second richest man who has donated $31 billion to charity. Here are some very interesting aspects of his life:

1. He bought his first share at age 11 and he now regrets that he
started too late!

2. He bought a small farm at age 14 with savings from delivering
newspapers.

3. He still lives in the same small 3-bedroom house in mid-town
Omaha , that he bought after he got married 50 years ago. He says
that he has everything he needs in that house. His house does not
have a wall or a fence.

4. He drives his own car everywhere and does not have a driver or
security people around him.

5. He never travels by private jet, although he owns the world’s
largest private jet company.

6. His company, Berkshire Hathaway, owns 63 companies. He writes
only one letter each year to the CEOs of these companies, giving
them goals for the year. He never holds meetings or calls them on a
regular basis.

He has given his CEO’s only two rules.
Rule number 1: do not lose any of your share holder’s money.
Rule number 2: Do not forget rule number 1.

7. He does not socialize with the high society crowd. His past time
after he gets home is to make himself some pop corn and watch
television.

8. Bill Gates, the world’s richest man met him for the first time
only 5 years ago. Bill Gates did not think he had anything in common
with Warren Buffet so he scheduled his meeting with him for only 30
minutes. But when Bill Gates met him, the meeting lasted for ten
hours and he became a devotee of Warren Buffet.

9. Warren Buffet does not carry a cell phone, nor has a computer on
his desk.

His advice to young people:
"Stay away from credit cards and invest in yourself.


Remember:

A. Money doesn’t create man but it is the man who created money.

B. Live your life as simple as you are.

C. Don’t do what others say, just listen to them, but do what you
feel right and good to do.

D. Don’t go on brand names; just wear those things in which you
feel comfortable.

E. Don’t waste your money on unnecessary things; rather just spend
on them who are really in need.


After all, it’s your life :-)
Why then give a chance to others to rule
your life?

STOP Kissing FROGS by JFerwenda =)

April 26th, 2007 by guia9

In fairy tales a princess kisses a frog, and it becomes a prince. But in reality, kissing a slimy, warty, green frog won’t deliver a prince. And even kissing the wrong kinds of guys (aka frogs) won’t get you a good husband.

When it comes to romance, the choices you make now will affect your life. Satan knows that if you believe his lies, you’ll make wrong choices that will result in a disappointing and empty marriage. Unless you recognize and replace the lies he tells you with truth, you’ll miss the awesome marriage that God has planned for your future, and you might settle for a frog.

Fairy-tale Lies
Storybook endings are where we first heard lies about romance, when we were assured of a happily-ever- after in this life. These predictable stories portray a beautiful princess who needs rescuing and a charming, handsome and brave prince (who is sometimes a warty frog waiting for a magical kiss). The stories usually include a castle, a gallant horse, a villain, and a fairy godmother or wise mentor.

The prince and princess meet by a stroke of fate and fall in love without considering faith, values, cultural background or emotional baggage. There’s no time to develop a lasting commitment, trust and unconditional love. The success of their relationship is entirely built on outward beauty and status.

Hollywood Lies
A few years later, we turn to movies for romantic definition. The story is basically the same. She is still beautiful and needs rescuing, only she has a sexier tone in her style of dress and behavior. He is still charming, handsome and ready to rescue his beauty from some life difficulty. Meeting again by a stroke of fate, they fall into what appears to be a lasting, passionate love that will surpass the test of time without struggle or hard work.

The mystery and intrigue are heightened by the romantic background music. And the grand ballroom has been traded for the grand bedroom where they spend their first night together. There are no sexually transmitted infections to contend with, no unplanned pregnancies. She is never on her period, and the two are never clumsy or inexperienced in their sexual activities.

There are no wicked stepmothers, unless you consider parents who are portrayed as goofy, overbearing or too busy to pay attention to their kids. The castle has been traded in for a Hollywood-style mansion, and the horse is now a Mustang convertible. The success of the relationship is still built on outward beauty, status and sex appeal.

Typical Adult Reality
Fast-forward a few years. There’s no fairy godmother, no horse or sports car, and no castle or Beverly Hills mansion, but there are lots of frogs that never turn into Prince Charming, even after many kisses and possibly sexual compromise.

The now grown-up girl considers settling for the least warty frog she can find. Maybe he’ll change over time, she hopes. When she does find a man, they have to deal with communication difficulties, disappointed expectations, unresolved hurt feelings, spiritual differences, sexual history, emotional baggage and insecurities. They discover that real life has zits, bad hair days, receding hairlines and not enough money to buy the latest trends.

The giddy, can’t-stand-to-be-without-you feelings from early in the relationship have vanished, leaving behind emotional distance and loathsome feelings. Why can’t they maintain mystery and passion like they had at first — like in the movies?

Godly Romance
Fairy tales and Hollywood movies cause us to long for these stories in reality. We can spend our lives looking for something (or someone) that doesn’t exist, while making mistakes trying to find it.

Here is the problem: You can’t follow the world’s pattern for relationships and get a good result. If you’re going to marry some day, God wants something better for you than a frog; He wants you to marry a man after His own heart. That means you need to set yourself apart from the dating and sexual standards of this world to wait for that special person. If you marry someone who loves Jesus with all his heart, your relationship will be built on a solid and lasting foundation. Your godly husband won’t be perfect, but he will seek to consistently love you with God’s love and put you before himself. He’ll try to be the best husband possible because he lives to please God. Compared to the shallow and empty things that Hollywood and fairy tales offer, real love is a little bit of heaven on earth.

Happily Ever After
Many lies that Satan uses are a twist of something that’s true. There really will be a happy ending in your future if you’ve put your faith in Jesus for salvation. The Bible says that someday Jesus will return to rescue you from all the hurts and disappointments of this world and take you to His kingdom of gold streets and precious gems galore to be His bride (Revelation 19, 21). You really will live in never-ending bliss, continuing mystery and passion with your one and only Savior and real Prince.

Finding Your Prince

·Pray for guidance. Ask God to help you become wise, discerning and ready to meet your future mate.

·Avoid frogs. Spend quality time around committed Christian guys.

·Make friends. Until God gives you the go-ahead for a romantic relationship, focus on friendships with guys.

·Practice patience. Don’t settle prematurely for a frog; God has a special plan for your future.

·Pursue purity. Think about your future as you seek to be pure in words and actions.

·Observe. Look for signs of a guy’s character to know how he will treat his future mate.

(Julie Ferwerda is the author of "The Perfect Fit: Waiting for God’s Best after Failed Relationships" and is a regular contributor to www.CBN.com. To order her book or to read more of her articles, go to: www.JulieFerwerda.com.)

LATE NIGHTS OF 2007

April 4th, 2007 by guia9

Life…

    waking up each day appreciating the dawn

            meeting familiar people but making new conversations

walking until dusk but still feeling great about it

      realizing that you have wrinkles but still feeling young at heart

  meeting the busy schedules but still finding time for old friends

      being nostalgic about gone days but looking forward to better days…

   & EXPRESSING REVOLUTIONARY THOUGHTS
                    IN THE SILHOUTTE OF YOUR JOURNALS
            hoping that someone is heartfully listening
       & that somehow, you are imprinting a change for a better world.

          
                       HAPPY 2007* EVERYONE! Kudos! =)

*Chinese New Year ‘pahabol’ & Advanced Easter Greetings =)

WHAT A PIGGY START! =)

April 4th, 2007 by guia9

HAVE YOU SEEN THE FF. AD OF MINE?

"Hear ye! Hear ye!

Got so many articles to share!
& I’ll post it po muna in my Christian acct. =)

I strongly believe that we must find time to still read & write & SING.
Pls. check these sites out:

http://www.donghaeng.net,

http://rockyou.com/viewslideshow.php?instanceid=12159530&refid=1215953 0

& my most fave right now…

http://www.buffsweb.com"

I bet you do! =)

HOW ABOUT THESE WEIRD CAPTIONS?

AmiaBLE…
BoLd…
CraZy…
DrIveN…
EffIciEnt…
FaiThFuL…
GoRgeOus…
HiP…
InTeLLigEnT…
JoYfUL…
KiNd…
& Lovely! =)

MERRIED before MARRIED! Enjoying SINGLEHOOD muna,hehehe! =)
Nothing is REAL until you experience it, otherwise it’s just …! =)
Lifestyle ASSETS Can Sometimes Be, Uhm, Challenging =)
PEARL Star, Favored & Protected By God!=)
Inner BEAUTY Aces All Pageants=)
once a planner…
MIX & match come & let’s see…
Rippling effect of every1’s worth…
musical! yes3…
love of my life…
pls pray for our love ha…
investmenst are worth it…
puro pacute itong kaibigan naming si guia e, hehehe…

&

AIM To Be PRISTINE! Be One Of The Most Magnificent PEARLs Ever! =)
Appreciate LIFE With All Kudos! That’s A Dare From Petit Monde…
                           Or Is It Penshoppe =)
AssVestri Universitas Mos Vado In Vel VACUUS MIHI tamen Volo Loquor Ut
                           EGO DILIGO VOS Etiam! =)
Avoid I.Use WE..Kill EGO…Value LOVE…. Always SMILE…..Ignore RUMORS……
                           Achieve SUCCESS…..=)
Be Laugh-meister Gems With A Focused COLLABORATion! =)
Be Majestic, FRENZIED & Sweet! Just Like The DDDF Invention! =)
Be PROUD Of Our Very LOVELY Batch! Bear In Mind That SMCL 1997 RULESZ! =)
Be SENSEIs! Maging Isa Sa Mga TAGAPAGLINGKOD =)
Be Thankful To The ‘A.G.E.D’. Families That Love Us…As Always! =)
Be The Best & Help Others To Be Extra JOYFUL, Too! WITCH No More, Hehehe! =)
Believe In Our EXPERTS As Great PROTEGEs Of Life’s ANIMATION! Just Like Ms. CAM! =)
Believe That CAREER Is Like An Air! We Never Know It’s Gone Until We Need It! =)
DANCE Galore & Get Caught In The MAGICAL FLASH Of An Analog CAM! =)
DREAM! Just Like What KIKAY BeAlonzo, Bos Alex & The Respectful MAYOR Of
                           Sta. Cruz Did! =)
ENJOY Bein’ An A1 STUDENT Of GIMIKERAS, Inc. =)
Enthrall The Fortnight Of A Chupacabra’s FURLONG =)
Every 6am, Anticipate That TODAY’s Another BLISSFUL Day! =)
EXPLORE Our Quests With HEAVEN In Mind, Heart & Soul! =)
Extrovertial WEDDING PLANNER Ala-Closet Romantic =)
Feel FREE! With Former Mayor Of STA. ROSA (~150K Booking) & NESTLE People
                           (~350) & SANDY =)
Festive Cheers! We Can Change The Life As We Know It (Ala CSI =)
G! Just Be HAPPY!=) Let’s Be Star Travelers!
Gus Freva! Decide To Be CURED… Just Like Figaro’s BEANS! =)
Have FUN With SCARPBOOKING & All Its WONDERS! =)
Join A GORGEOUS Org That Allows Us To Feel That We Are KAISA! =)
Just Be AMIABLE Esp In Our Home Sweet Homes! =)
Life’s Greatest Gift Is ‘LIFE’ Itself =)
Listen To MUSIC! Joey Ayala, HALE & Others Surely Calm OUR SPIRITS! =)
Live Like We’re Gonna DIE Tomorrow! =)
MAGBIGAY- PUGAY SA HUSAY AT GALING Ng Ating Mga Guro Na Gumabay Sa Atin! =)
Our Parents Brought Us UP, Don’t Bring ‘Em DOWN! Offer ‘Em Our Humble Yet
                           Noble Achievements! =)
Our Smiles Can Change The World! Like A HOMEOSTASIS In The Law Of Gravity! =)
Please Select RESTART For The Wikipedic Waves Of A Gale. Labo No =)
Pls Read The ALCHEMIST & Finally Get Our URIM! Dare More To Be DIFFERENT! =)
Reminisce COLLEGE DAYS! & Oh! Seize The AFTERNOON DELIGHTS! =)
Rock No Matter How UnIDEALISTIC EVENTS Are! =)
Savor Life With CONFIDENCE Coz WE ARE Fearfully & WONDERFULLY Made! =)
Shun JEALOUSY……..Have a PRINCIPLE………Maintain FRIENDSHIP!!!!!!!!!! =)
Simply CHERISH MEMORIES In All Actuality! From MCGLENS to KALOG to CHAROS to
                           PAVLIONS, Just Roar!=)
Stand Out & Ensure That Our NATIVE LAND Will Be Known To Our Co-earthlings!=)
SURPRISE Our Pals With A 1ST-RATE BDAY CELEB! =) Just Like What SWIFTERS (TM)
                           Did!
Survive The Gigster’s Challenges! Eventhough It’s HALLOWEEN, Get A ‘LOLLIPOP’
                           Still =)
SWIM, Immerse & HELP… NO MORE ‘If Only’s’ =)
TASTE With Yummy Confidence The REAL WORLD! =)
Tears Contain An Anti-microbial Agent That Protects The Eye Fr Bacteria. So,
                           Once In A While, CRY!=)
The Blood Of A CALVINIST In You & Me =)
Watch Out For Our TURNING POINTs! It Could Happen Even If It’s ARAW NG
                           PAGLILIBANG =)
We Have An Obligation To Expand That Potential To Its Ultimate DESTINY 101 =)
Wear Our Best Costumes… OUR OWNSELVES! That’s From Our Beloved CALAUAN Mayor! =)
Forgive Ourselves For Havin’ ‘WINDANG’ Moments! Just BE Extra CrEaTiVe For Our
                           Fatherland! =)

I am telling you now…

VANITY, all is vanity! And soon, I will be deleting it all.

Even ‘I’…
Soon, I will be ‘deleted’, too, by our loving Creator.

And I wish that my random thoughts
will be able to create an obra
Before my life is all over…

FOR THE LOVING INFLUENCE OF OUR WONDERFUL MENTOR…
M’ AREVALO- ALFONSO! =)

Whoa! This is SO Sweet! =)

August 7th, 2006 by guia9

Girl: I’m always here for you

Boy: I know

Girl: What’s wrong?

Boy: I like her so
much

Girl: Talk to her

Boy: I don’t know. She won’t ever like me

Girl: Don’t say that. You’re amazing.

Boy: I just want her to know how I feel.

Girl: Then tell her.

Boy: She won’t like me

Girl: How do you know that?

Boy: I can just tell

Girl: Well just tell her.

Boy: What should I say?

Girl: Tell her how much you like her

Boy: I tell her that daily

Girl: what do you mean?

Boy: I’m always with her. I love her.

Girl: I know how you feel. I have the same problem. But he’llnever like me.

Boy: Wait. Who do
you

like?

Girl: Oh some boy

Boy: Oh… she won’t like me either.

Girl: She does

Boy: How do you know..

Girl: Because, who wouldn’t like you?

Boy: You

Girl: You’re wrong, I love you.

Boy: I love you too.

Girl: So are you going to talk to her?

Boy: I just did.

NOT JUST ANOTHER ‘SOAP’ =)

July 24th, 2006 by guia9

Once upon a time in a far-away land far,far away, a young man named Joshua announced the discovery of a
marvelous new kind of soap.

People were skeptical at first, but they soon found that this new soap made everyone very happy because
it got them so clean. Because it was so powerful, it got rid of dirt and stains that had been around for years.

Because Joshua’s soap worked so well, men found that they had more time to spend with their wives and children.
Marriages got better, people were happier, and everybody admired the young man who had given them the soap.
Joshua refused to charge for the soap and gave it away to all who asked for it. This bothered some rich people,
but the poor loved it. Not surprisingly, the manufacturers of rival kinds of soap soon became very angry
because their business was being hurt badly.

Before long, Joshua had followers who were traveling around the country, giving away the new soap to all
who asked for it. Of course, this new soap was an instant success because the people of Joshua’s country
had been trying for years to make themselves clean with their own homemade soap. Thousands became great fans
of the new soap, and they formed small groups to spread its use.

The other soap manufacturers became desperate and tried to get Joshua to charge for his soap, but he refused.
He said, “I prefer to give it away, because no money would be adequate payment for a soap as perfect and complete
as this one is.”

When the soap manufacturers found that this strategy wouldn’t work, they started a smear campaign against
Joshua and his followers. They said that the soap made cleaning too easy - that you should have to work harder
to get things clean. They also said that Joshua and his followers were immoral because they had been seen in
the company of the dirtiest people in the world.

Joshua smiled when he heard these charges, and said, “Although everybody needs soap, it is the dirty people
who need the soap the most!” These slanders didn’t work because the common people realized that Joshua truly
loved them and that is why his soap was free.
Since their other tactics failed, the rival soap manufacturers plotted to kill the young man. They paid an
informer to betray Joshua and then arrested him.

They paid witnesses to perjure themselves in court, and finally they were able to have Joshua convicted of
trumped up “crimes” and executed. The soap manufacturers were certain that this would take care of the problem,
but to their dismay Joshua’s followers continued to distribute the soap. Persecution of the followers didn’t work
either, for Joshua’s followers kept spreading to new areas and kept giving away the soap.
After many years, the rival manufacturers decided to try the policy of “if you can’t beat ‘em then join ‘em.”

So they analyzed Joshua’s soap and came up with a very clever substitute, which looked the same, but, of course,
it didn’t work. They used the same name for their soap that Joshua had used and organized a promotion campaign
to corner the market. Because of their organization and slick advertising, they made great progress and even got
many of Joshua’s followers to join them for a while.

Soon, however; these infiltrators started to charge for their counterfeit soap, and, because their distributors had
replaced many of Joshua’s followers, many people had to buy the soap now - and their substitute didn’t really work!
However; some people read Joshua’s instructions and those of the early users of the soap and discovered how they
could get it for free! Because of Joshua’s written instructions, down through the centuries there were always groups
who distributed Joshua’s real soap for free.

After several centuries the leading soap manufacturers decided that they needed a publicity gag to stir up interest
in their counterfeit version of the soap, so the started Soap Crusades to go back to Joshua’s homeland and try to
recover the original bucket in which he had first made the soap. Mighty armies were raised because Joshua’s homeland
was now in he hands of some people that didn’t believe in Joshua’s soap.

These Soap Crusades resulted in wars and the deaths of thousands of people and much destruction and heartache.
Many true followers of Joshua protested against these campaigns, but were killed for their efforts. Finally the
Soap Crusades ceased, but they did stir up a lot of interest and sold a lot of the counterfeit soap.

Several centuries later, when soap sales were lagging again, the manufacturers decided to use force to make people
buy their soap. They started an intricate system of spies to report on people who didn’t use the “right” soap.
They also used a group of zealous torturers who called themselves the ‘Investigation’ to torture people suspected of
not using the manufacturers soap.

Many people were killed by the Investigation for using Joshua’s soap, and yet, Joshua’s soap continued to be passed
out to all who asked, for free!

After a few more hundred years, a whole new kind of attack on Joshua’s soap began. This time the charge was made
that Joshua’s written instructions were not really reliable. This attack came from two directions. The first group
of attackers said that the instructions were missing some very important parts that the evil rival manufacturers
had taken out in centuries past.

Various of the attackers claimed that Joshua, himself, had come and appeared to them, giving them special authority
to “restore” the lost instructions. Of course, the attackers all had different versions of the “restored” instructions
and none of them were even close to being in agreement with each other. In many cases they weren’t even in agreement
with Joshua’s instructions. Even so; they were able to deceive some of the users of Joshua’s real soap.

The second group of these attackers used a more “intellectual” attack. They called themselves the “Elevated Critics”
who said that the instructions didn’t really mean what they said, and certainly they weren’t the final authority on how
to get clean. They told the people that Joshua was just another good man who had high ideals, but his wasn’t the only
soap around.

So they took the “mythology” out of Joshua’s instructions and left an empty shell, which couldn’t clean anyone,
in its place. Well, about 2000 years have gone by now, and Joshua’s true soap is still available free, and people
are still getting clean and being happy. And there are those who try to peddle a similar but counterfeit kind of
soap for profit or power.

Now, there are some who say you, really, can’t get clean, but a little soap is a good thing and everybody ought to
have some, but don’t go overboard! Others worship books about the original soap. Still others have Joshua’s true soap,
and have found that only through his power can they become clean.

In our parable, Joshua’s soap is the Gospel of Jesus Christ. The Gospel (which means “GOOD NEWS”) could not be stamped
out by the “rival manufacturers” or anyone else, because it was a MESSAGE, not an earthly system of priesthoods,
rites and organizations. The message of God’s provision for the gift of eternal life for sinful men has endured
even to our day and people are still getting “clean” by submission of their lives to Jesus Christ - ALONE.
In spite of many attempts to destroy the Gospel message by eradication of the believers, or perversion of the message
itself, the GOOD NEWS of what Jesus Christ did for YOU on His cross remains as viable today as it was on the
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The Resume of Jesus Christ

July 13th, 2006 by guia9

Address : Ephesians 1:20
Phone : Romans 10:13
Website : The Bible. Keywords: Christ,
Lord, Savior and Jesus

Hello. My name is Jesus -The Christ . Many call
me Lord! I’ve sent you my resume because I’m
seeking the top management position in your heart.
Please consider my accomplishments as set forth in
my resume.

Qualifications:
. I founded the earth and established the
heavens, (See Proverbs 3:19)
. I formed man from the dust of the ground, (See
Genesis 2:7)
. I breathed into man the breath of life, (See
Genesis 2:7)
. I redeemed man from the curse of the law, (See
Galatians 3:13)
. The blessings of the Abrahamic Covenant comes
upon your life through me,
(See Galatians 3:14)

Occupational Background
. I’ve only had one employer, (See Luke 2:49).
. I’ve never been tardy, absent, disobedient,
slothful or disrespectful.
. My employer has nothing but rave reviews for
me, (See Matthew 3:15-17)

Skills Work Experiences
. Some of my skills and work experiences include:
empowering the poor to be poor no more, healing
the brokenhearted, setting the captives free,
healing the sick, restoring sight to the blind and
setting at liberty them that are bruised, (See
Luke 4:18).
. I am a Wonderful Counselor, (See Isaiah 9:6).
People who listen to me shall dwell safely and
shall not fear evil, (See Proverbs 1:33).
. Most importantly, I have the authority, ability
and power to cleanse you of your sins, (See I John
1:7-9)

Educational Background
. I encompass the entire breadth and length of
knowledge, wisdom and understanding, (See
Proverbs
2:6).
. In me are hid all of the treasures of wisdom
and knowledge, (See Colossians 2:3).
. My Word is so powerful; it has been described
as being a lamp unto your feet and a lamp unto
your path, (See Psalms 119:105).
. I can even tell you all of the secrets of your
heart, (See Psalms 44:21).

Major Accomplishments:
. I was an active participant in the greatest
Summit Meeting of all times,
(See Genesis 1:26).
. I laid down my life so that you may live, (See
II Corinthians 5:15).
. I defeated the archenemy of God and mankind
and
made a show of them openly, (See Colossians
2:15).
. I’ve miraculously fed the poor, healed the sick
and raised the dead!
. There are many more major accomplishments, to
many to mention here. You can read them on my
website, which is located at: www dot - the BIBLE.
You don’t need an Internet connection or computer
to access my website.

References:
. Believers and followers worldwide will testify
to my divine healings, salvation, deliverance,
miracles, restoration and supernatural guidance

In Summation

Now that you’ve read my resume, I’m confident
that I’m the only candidate uniquely qualified to
fill this vital position in your heart. In summation,
I will properly direct your paths, (See Proverbs
3:5-6), and lead you into everlasting life, (See
John 6:47).

When can I start?
Time is of the essence, (See Hebrews 3:15).